THIS HOUSE IS ROCK AND/OR ROLLING. PLEASE DO NOT KNOCK........

For those in search of the truth, my coworker has opened my third eye(Chakra for the uninitiated) to what the government nor my parents wanted me knowing:

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Three essential survival tips:

• Sun-squinting every day will recharge your Chi and allow you to view solar eclipses without the need for glasses and absorb the suns energy (Think of the Spirit Bomb from DBZ).
• Build a survival kit for the day the Arctic Ice wall is announced and begin researching Giants and their way of life. The powers that be don't want you to know this, that's why you're here!
• Stop wearing shoes and stop drinking water! Both of these things remove you from your attachment to the Earth. Dehydration bestows you with mental clarity and unleashes primal energies.

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